Hold On
To YourButts.
— Ray Arnold, Jurassic Park (1993)
"Hold on to your butts."
Ray Arnold, Chief Engineer — Jurassic Park, 1993
Premium Cotton
100% cotton. Soft, breathable, and built to outlast every dino attack. Pre-shrunk so what you order is what you get.
Vintage Screen Print
Old-school design that says authentic '90s feel — like it was ripped straight from the gift shop at Isla Nublar.
Iconic Quote
Ray Arnold's legendary line before the power went out. Wear it as a badge of calm under pressure — or mild chaos. Either works.
Built For The
Chaos Ahead
Whether you're rebooting a failing power grid, being chased by a Velociraptor, or just surviving a Monday morning — this tee has you covered. The perfect gift for any Jurassic Park devotee, film nerd, or anyone who appreciates a man who knew exactly what was about to go wrong.
Available Sizes
| Material | 100% Combed Cotton |
| Fit | Unisex Classic Fit |
| Vintage Screen Print | |
| Color | Washed Black |
| Care | Machine Wash Cold |
| Ships In | 3–5 Business Days |
Life, Uh,
Finds A Way.
And it found its way onto a shirt. Grab yours before the power goes out.
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